Rules of the Pirates

1. No disrespecting your captain. Follow all orders Sally gives you without exception. No exceptions.
2. Failure to comply with rules 1 will result in any of the following as voted on by our crew. Option A – Swashbuckling. Option B – Mutineering. Option C – Atomic Wedgie. Option D – Walking the Plank.
3. If injured in battle and unable to continue service, he may be relieved of duty and left on shore to his own devices the next time our ship makes port.
4. Every crew member has a vote in affairs of the moment
5. All crew members has equal title to the fresh provisions, or strong liquors, at any time seized, and may use them at pleasure.
6. No card games. No gambling. No dice games. Except for Liar’s Dice, you can play that one.
7. Lights out at eight o'clock at night.
8. At all times keep your pistols and cutlasses clean and fit for service.
9. All quarrels and fights must be conducted on shore under the gentleman’s rules of dueling. The quartermaster will officiate the duel. The first to draw blood wins.
10. To desert our ship or crew in battle is punished by death or marooning.
11. As your Captain, I receive three shares of all treasure. Your Quartermaster is to receive two shares. All other Crew Leaders are to receive one and a half.
12. Musicians are to have rest every Sabbath day.
13. That is the last of the rules. There are no others.
14. Milk