Favorite Food: Lightly Salted Flesh
Dream Travel Destinaton: The Afterlife
Hi there matey, welcome aboard my ship, The Sultry Selkie. I didn’t choose to grow up as a bastard child, but when life gives you lemons, you avoid getting scurvy. My dad has been the Mayor of Saltmarsh for 30 years. For the 18 of those I’ve been alive, let’s just say we haven’t been on the best of terms. He put bars on my windows. I threw a brick through the glass. He tried to hide me in his whiskey cellar. I lit a match and burned half the mansion down. He tried to dress me in men’s clothes. I took a woman home to bed with me. That woman was Jenna Lockport. When my pa changed the locks on our doors, I had Jenna change them to something different and had her give me the key. The Lockport family has owned the only locksmith shop in Saltmarsh since the town was founded over 34 years ago. I’m so glad her dad taught her the skills that have been so valuable to me *cough cough* I mean us.
A few months ago with Jenna’s help, we aquirred this ship and hightailed it as far away from Saltmarsh as we could get.
*Tosses broom*, now get out there, grab a bucket of saltwater and get to swabbin’. This deck here needs some might fine cleanin. What’s that? You want to know more? Oh please, well I’ll spare you the dramatics. Lydia, please show our new guest to the lower decks.
“Come with me,” barked Lydia with a smile. “Any other orders for this one?” Lydia said with a wink.
Now get out. I said scram!! Ye lazy landlubber. Maybe ye should use that mop on yourself?
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