Favorite Activity: Stealing from the rich
Secret Talent: Why would I carry a wallet, when I can just use yours?
Huh? What's that? Oh, sorry, excuse me. I was just tabulating the amount of rations we have left now that we have all of you as new crew members. I'm glad Sally found all of you so quickly to replace the ones who died in our battle last week. 37 casualties and 17 deaths, that was one of our roughest one yet. I'm sure you'll be fine, acording to my records, that's the deadliest battle on our ship in at least three months. So, I'm sure you'll survuve at least until then.
Anyway, what was I saying? Oh, that's right, rations. listen, I keep a strict watch over everything that comes and goes on this ship. Every candle, keg of ale, and slice of bread. If their is even a single item missing, I will find out. If you steal anything, let's just say you'll be spending a lot of quality time with Lydia, understand? Good.
I know Jenna like to swipe things. Being best friends with the captian, she seems to think she's above all this. Just becuase she does it, dosen't mean you can. I don't like her doing it either, and even if I don't have authority over Jenna, I do have authority over you.
I've got a lot of work to do before bed tonight, unless you know how to read and write, who am I kidding, you don't know how to read. Anyway, I've got a lot to finish, now scram!